The Glass is Half Full ...of Sewage: Archive

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Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 13th

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Feb 12th

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If you’re sad about being alone on valentine’s day, just remember nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

Feb 11th

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Feb 9th

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Bridget Jones' Diary

Mark: It didn't work out with Daniel Cleaver?
Bridget: No, it didn't.
Mark: I'm delighted to hear it.
Bridget: Look, are you and Cosmo in this together? I mean, you seem to go out of your way to try to make me feel like a complete idiot everytime I see you and you really needn't bother. I already feel like an idiot most of the time anyway...
Mark: Look, I'm sorry I've been...
Bridget: what?
Mark: I don't think you're an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the ridiculous about you. Your mother's pretty interesting. And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker. And, um, you tend to let whatever's in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences...But the thing is, um, what I'm trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much.
Bridget: Apart from the smoking and the drinking. And the vulgar mother. And the verbal diarrhea.
Mark: No, I like you very much. Just as you are.

Jan 30th

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